Phew, it all makes sense now

So, I still havent decided if I want to dress up as a dwarf, or if I want to be a Hobbit. Perks of being a dwarf: I get to go "its true you dont see many dwarf women. But were so alike in voice and appearance, that we are often mistaken for dwarf men!", at which Christine can follow me around, and say, "Its the beards" or...

But, if I go as a Hobbit, then I have an excuse to go around Barefoot!! EITHER ONE IS SO BRILLIANT. I woke up this Morning with THIS in my head... I had such a hard time at breakfast trying to explain to Mike what I was talking about..... Time to write an essay!!!!!!!!!!!! Good times.