Today i decided that i would take procrastination to a whole new level and start a BLOG!!! Actually, i guess this would count as *re-starting* a blog, seeing as ive tried to do this before, but my life is just very uninteresting, so all my posts are like, "today, i ate a bagel."
So, this blog is probably going to be the most boring thing you will ever read, but you know what? It will be chock-full of things that I find interesting or that i did and actually remember. And for your sake, i suppose i could put in some funny stories.
Like yesterday, i was walking downtown, just minding my own business, when i hear this man go "ARGGG!!!" really loudly. I paused, uncertain of whether or not i should keep walking, but i figured that if it was a murder, they would need someone for the trial.
So, i keep going down the sidewalk, and then i pass this house on my left. This guy is standing on the porch, and he's all like, "hey,whats up", and i know hes the man that yelled.... at his baby through the window, who was laughing and all jolly-faced like a little cherub. It was cute. I guess babies like terrifying yells..? who knew?
Yeah, not funny. But it was my awkward encounter for the day. One of them, at least. And it must have been SO MUCH more awkward for that guy, who was probably like, man, she probably thinks I'm some kind of criminal, creepen' up to peoples windows and yellin' at their babies. Kinda like the snuggler.
If you don't know who the snuggler is, he's a "criminal" who breaks into peoples houses and sleeps next to you. Completely harmless. Completely creepy. Completely ADORABLE. Can you imagine being on jury duty for that case?
Anyway, i leave with the promise of more boring news to come in a timely fashion!
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